Pre-departure Spiel, English and Spanish, With Music

Start your engine with a touch of Disney-style magic!

This whimsical safety announcement sets the tone for your drive with a charming nod to classic theme park attractions. It includes familiar lines like “keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the vehicle,” plus a fun twist on real-world driving hazards like sharp turns and sudden stops. A perfect way to make every car ride feel like the start of an adventure—especially if your destination is far less exciting than a castle. Great for families, Disney fans, or anyone who needs a little magic before they hit the road.
 
This version is English and Spanish, with background music.
 
WHAT YOU'LL HEAR:
“Hello, and welcome aboard. For your safety—and the safety of those around you—please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Seatbelts should be securely fastened, small passengers should be properly restrained, and all cargo—whether snacks or sarcasm—should be stowed before departure.
This vehicle may make sudden stops, unexpected turns, and high-speed merges into mild chaos. Guests with heart conditions, neck or back problems, motion sickness, or an aversion to screaming at GPS directions should exercise caution. And now, sit back, stay seated, and enjoy your journey into the magic of mildly stressful daily travel.”
 
“¡Hola y bienvenidos! Por su seguridad, mantengan las manos, brazos, pies y piernas dentro del vehículo en todo momento. Abróchense el cinturón y aseguren a los pequeños pasajeros.
Este viaje puede incluir paradas repentinas, giros inesperados y una ligera dosis de velocidad. Si tiene problemas del corazón, cuello o espalda, o miedo al tráfico... prepárese.
Ahora sí: relájense, permanezcan sentados, y disfruten del viaje más mágico... hacia la tienda o donde sea que vayamos.”